Just in time for Easter, Krista George has posted to a Facebook group her 鈥楥rocheted Hey-Zeus鈥� up for sale.
鈥淛ust finished making him. Jesus living his best hippy life.鈥�
The crocheted man stands about one foot tall and is outfitted with a skateboard and a cigarette.
鈥淚 even gave him little booty cheeks because why not.鈥�
Of course, the post comes with at least one witty comment.
Jefferson wrote, 鈥淚鈥檒l trade you the body and blood of Christ. AKA I will trade you a loaf of bread鈥� and some red wine.鈥�
You can bring Christ to your Easter table for $80 on the Facebook group Okanagan Buy Sell & Trade.
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